Ahhhhh, well hello there! It is me here, what to say? Ahhhh the stories!
As you will now see, there's this boy in my grade, class actually, who stinks. He literally stinks. He smells of a pugent scent, and if he touches you... the scent stays for quite a while. The thing is that he doesn't really have friends either, he's slow at running (nobody wants him on their team for the relays) and his excuse is "What am I supposed to run as fast as I can so that I'm wheezing?!" and you know what? Someone shouted "Yes! You are!" It's terrible, when he was doing a project with one of my friends, he wouldn't let them speak. So they started, the made a cutting off noise, then picked it up from the top. Their, I'm sorry "Mr. I'm so good", I meant to say your's. He clearly made a show that it was his project. When my friends complained to him, he said "They didn't know what they were talking about." Didn't know! Didn't know!!!!!! They barely said "Our science project is about..."! So there you have it. Oh yes wait! I dissed him back at lunch, ponage! Anyways he's always eavesdropping and trying to fit into your conversation! He thought you did multiplications from left to right when possed!
Farewell my viewers!
